We're glad you're calling us. Here are some answers to your most pressing questions:
Our call centre operates in Call Hours, Monday to Friday, from 9am to 5pm. But let's be real, we're always available. Call us anytime, we'll just pretend we're not.
We're not made of money, but we can try. If we're busy, we'll get back to you when we're not. If you're not busy, we might just call you back. It's a call-based system.
Sorry, we're not responsible for toaster-related issues. Try calling from your phone or a real computer. We're not sure how to handle toaster-to-telephone conversions.